tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-236056982011-04-21T18:15:16.102-07:00Dicknoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23605698.post-1146675377852351992006-05-03T09:55:00.000-07:002006-05-03T09:56:17.853-07:00<div align="justify">A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.<br /><br />He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.<br /><br />Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.<br /><br />He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."<br /><br />The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.<br /><br />This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you." </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23605698-114667537785235199?l=redlightgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dicknoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23605698.post-1146675082379623842006-05-03T09:48:00.000-07:002006-05-03T09:51:22.380-07:00<p align="center"><img src="http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7973/colbert0uz.gif" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23605698-114667508237962384?l=redlightgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dicknoreply@blogger.com0